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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A Death Star-shaped silicone ball gag. Join the Dark Side — they have better accessories.
The Space Station Ball Gag from Geeky Sex Toys is a Death Star-shaped silicone ball gag for the BDSM enthusiast whose fandom extends to literally every aspect of their life. Join the Dark Side. They have significantly better accessories.
The medical-grade silicone ball is shaped and textured to resemble a certain fully operational battle station, while the adjustable strap fits a range of head sizes. The silicone is body-safe, easy to clean, and firm enough to do its job while soft enough to be worn comfortably. Because even in a galaxy of kink, comfort matters.
At $70, it is cheaper than a trip to Galaxy's Edge and considerably more useful in the bedroom. Perfect for Star Wars fans who want their dungeon to match their fandom, geeky couples exploring BDSM, or anyone who wants to silence their partner in the most cinematically iconic way possible. The force is strong with this one. Muffled, but strong.
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