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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uberrime
An alien dildo with a name that sounds like a distant planet. Handmade platinum silicone from the artisans of the cosmos.
The Uberrime Miksko is an alien dildo whose name sounds like a planet in a star system that astronomers have not discovered yet, which is fitting because the design looks like it evolved there. Handmade platinum silicone with alien-inspired contours and textures that provide stimulation patterns unique to each handcrafted piece.
Choice of density allows you to customize firmness, and the organic alien shape creates contact with sensitive areas in ways that conventional designs cannot replicate. Each Miksko is individually made, with the slight variations that come from human hands crafting alien forms. Body-safe, phthalate-free, and entirely unique.
For collectors of artisan alien silicone, people who appreciate toys with names that sound like they need a star chart to find, or anyone who wants their intimate moments to involve a handcrafted piece from a brand called 'silicone from the stars.' The Miksko: eighty-five dollars for alien design that is literally one of a kind.
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