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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Leg Avenue
A 3-piece sexy astronaut costume with metallic bodysuit, belt with leg garter, and detachable clear hood. Houston, the eagle has landed. And she looks incredible.
The Leg Avenue Galaxy Girl is a 3-piece sexy astronaut costume that includes a lame zipper-front bodysuit with body harness and mission patch accents, a belt with attached leg garter, and a detachable clear hood that makes you look like you are about to step onto the surface of a very fashionable moon.
The metallic fabric catches light like the hull of a spacecraft, while the harness detailing adds a tactical edge that says 'I am here on a mission and that mission is looking spectacular.' Available in sizes from XS to 3X/4X, because space exploration should be accessible to every body type. The clear hood attachment seals the astronaut aesthetic without sealing your actual head, which is both a safety feature and a fashion choice.
At $77.95, the Galaxy Girl costs less than an actual space camp registration and provides considerably more fun at parties. For couples who want their roleplay to involve mission briefings, Halloween enthusiasts who want to be the hottest astronaut at the party, or anyone who has ever dreamed of space and also of looking absolutely phenomenal. One small step for lingerie, one giant leap for costume design.
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