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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uberrime
A double-headed alien fantasy dildo. Two heads are better than one. Especially when they're from space.
The Uberrime Duobus is a double-headed fantasy dildo that takes the alien design language and applies it to both ends, creating a toy that works for solo double stimulation or partner sharing. Two alien heads, one shaft, sixty-nine dollars. The math is simple. The pleasure is double.
Handmade platinum silicone with the organic alien textures that Uberrime is known for, the Duobus provides different stimulation from each end, allowing you to explore which alien head you prefer. Or use both. Simultaneously. The choice of density customization applies to the entire piece, ensuring consistent firmness from head to head.
For couples who want to share their alien experience, solo users who appreciate double stimulation, or anyone who saw 'double-headed alien dildo' and thought 'that is twice the alien for the same price.' The Duobus: sixty-nine dollars for a dildo with commitment issues. Two heads. Zero regrets.
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