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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Uncover Creations
A thick, top-heavy alien dildo with a bulbous shaft. Available in 5 sizes and 25 colors. Customize your alien encounter.
The Uncover Creations Alien is a thick, top-heavy dildo with a deliciously bulbous shaft that concentrates fullness at the moment of insertion rather than spreading it along a knot. Available in five sizes from X-Small to X-Large and twenty-five base colors that can be mixed, your alien encounter is customizable to an almost absurd degree.
The curved design targets sensitive areas while the ridged shaft provides layered stimulation on the way in and the way out. Choose your firmness level, add a vac-u-lock hole, double suction cup, or ejaculating feature for the ultimate personalized alien. Each piece is handmade, because mass-produced aliens lack soul.
For people who want their sex toys custom-built to specification, alien enthusiasts who have specific opinions about what their alien should look like, or anyone who sees twenty-five color options and thinks 'I need to spend some time on this decision.' The Alien: from seventy-six dollars for a custom handmade alien encounter.
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Icon Brands
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Bad Dragon
A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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