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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A 6-piece BDSM kit including a lightsaber flogger and Death Star ball gag. The Dark Side has cookies AND restraints.
The Dark Side 6-Piece Bondage Kit from Geeky Sex Toys is what happens when someone watches the original trilogy and thinks 'the villain aesthetic would really work in a dungeon.' They were correct. This kit includes a lightsaber flogger, a Death Star ball gag, and four additional pieces of galactic kink equipment.
The lightsaber flogger combines the iconic weapon design with leather tails for impact play that feels like joining the Sith, if the Sith were into consensual BDSM instead of galactic domination. The Death Star ball gag is the same beloved Space Station gag available separately, but here it comes with friends. The full kit transforms any bedroom into a scene from a very different kind of space opera.
At $150, the Dark Side Kit costs less than a single premium lightsaber replica and provides significantly more functionality. For couples who want their power exchange dynamics to include the power of the Dark Side, or anyone whose dungeon needs a thematic upgrade. Come to the Dark Side. The restraints are fantastic.
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