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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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LELO
A triple-stimulation sonic massager with app control. Looks like alien technology because it basically is. G-spot, A-spot, and clitoris simultaneously.
The LELO Enigma Double Sonic is a triple-stimulation massager that targets the clitoris, G-spot, and A-spot simultaneously using both SenSonic and DeepSonic technology. It looks like something reverse-engineered from a crashed spacecraft, and it performs like it too.
Bluetooth app connectivity unlocks 2 exclusive modes on top of the 8 built-in pleasure settings. The sculpted silicone body is waterproof, USB rechargeable, and designed with the kind of organic curves that suggest LELO's engineers might be receiving transmissions from a civilization that solved pleasure centuries ago. Two hours of charge time for sessions that will make you question whether you have been underperforming with Earth technology this entire time.
At $229, the Enigma Double Sonic is premium pricing for premium alien-grade engineering. For anyone who wants the most technologically advanced stimulation available on this planet, people who appreciate design that belongs in a modern art museum, or anyone who looked at a regular vibrator and thought 'this is not enough dimensions of stimulation.' Three targets. One device. Zero gravity optional.
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