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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Liberator
A 2-piece foam position aid set. Wedge + Ramp = mission-critical angle optimization. Made in USA. Your launch pad for orbital maneuvers.
The Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo is a two-piece position aid system that provides ergonomic angle optimization for sexual maneuvers that gravity alone cannot facilitate. Think of it as mission control for your pelvis. The wedge provides a 27-degree angle for targeted alignment, while the ramp offers a gentler slope for sustained orbital positioning.
High-density polyurethane foam maintains its shape under pressure like the hull of a spacecraft under atmospheric re-entry stress. The microfiber cover is removable and machine-washable for post-mission cleanup. Made in the USA, because apparently Americans are as good at manufacturing position aids as they are at space programs.
At $219.99, the Liberator Combo is a genuine investment in position engineering. Use the wedge alone, the ramp alone, or stack them together for the ultimate launch configuration. For couples who have tried every position and need new angles, people with physical limitations who want gravity on their side, or anyone who looked at their flat mattress and thought 'this needs topography.' The Liberator: because every great mission needs a launch pad.
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