Alien Nation Fire Dragon Thrusting Dildo
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Alien Nation Fire Dragon Thrusting Dildo

A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.

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The Alien Nation Fire Dragon is a silicone thrusting dildo with remote control in red and black that takes the concept of a dragon fantasy toy and adds a motor that makes it thrust autonomously. You do not thrust the dragon. The dragon thrusts you. This is either a selling point or a warning, depending on your perspective.

The remote control allows you or a partner to adjust the thrusting speed and pattern from a distance, while the red and black dragon aesthetic makes it look like something from a fantasy RPG that gained sentience and very specific ambitions. Silicone construction throughout, rechargeable, and surprisingly powerful for its size.

For people who want their fantasy toys to do the heavy lifting, couples who appreciate remote-controlled intimacy, or anyone who ever played a dragon-themed video game and thought 'this would be better if the dragon could thrust.' The Fire Dragon: ninety-nine ninety-five for a self-propelled space dragon. Technology.

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$99.95
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Is the Alien Nation Fire Dragon Thrusting Dildo body-safe?

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How do I clean the Alien Nation Fire Dragon Thrusting Dildo?

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