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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A magical girl wand vibrator that would make Sailor Moon proud. In the name of the moon, it will punish you. Gently.
The Moon Wand Vibrator from Geeky Sex Toys is a magical girl wand vibrator that would make Sailor Moon blush, salute, and then use it. In the name of the moon, it will punish you. Gently. Or aggressively, depending on which vibration setting you choose.
This wand features multiple vibration modes, a design that faithfully recreates the magical girl aesthetic, and the kind of commitment to the bit that defines Geeky Sex Toys as a brand. It is rechargeable, body-safe, and genuinely powerful despite looking like a prop from a nineties anime. Two hundred dollars for the most powerful wand in your collection — magical or otherwise.
Ideal for anime fans, cosplay enthusiasts who want their accessories to have hidden functionality, or anyone who grew up watching Sailor Moon and thought 'that wand probably vibrates.' It does now. Fighting evil by moonlight, winning orgasms by daylight. The Moon Wand is here.
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