The Ultimate Bachelorette Party Gift Guide: 20 Gifts That'll Make the Bride Scream
Looking for the best bachelorette party gifts that'll actually get a reaction? We've rounded up 20 gifts that range from "oh that's cute" to "OH MY GOD WHY." You're about to be the MVP of the bridal party.
The maid of honor has exactly two jobs: plan the party and buy a gift that makes the bride laugh so hard she cries (or cries so hard she laughs). We've scoured the internet for the best bachelorette party gifts that'll accomplish both. From gag gifts to genuinely useful couple toys, this list has something for every bride-to-be.
Best Bachelorette Party Gifts: The Funny Ones
These are the gifts you open in front of everyone while grandma watches from across the room.
1. Dick Soap
Start the party right with Fizzin Dick Soap. It's soap. Shaped like a dick. It fizzes. The bride puts it in her bathroom and every guest at the wedding asks about it. Mission accomplished.
2. Let's Get Naked Card Game
The Let's Get Naked Card Game is the perfect icebreaker for when the bridal party includes three college friends, two work friends, and a cousin who drove six hours. Nothing bonds people like shared embarrassment.
3. Kinky Sprinkle Bath Bomb
The Fizzin Kinky Sprinkle Bath Bomb looks innocent. It's a bath bomb with sprinkles. But inside? A surprise toy the bride won't expect. The perfect "open this one last" gift.
4. Bullet Bomb
Another bath bomb with a twist: the Fizzin Bullet Bomb dissolves to reveal a mini bullet vibrator. It's a bath bomb. With a surprise. We live in the future.
5. Naughty Underwear
Shinesty Naughty X-Rated Underwear is the kind of gift that gets passed around the party for photos. Bold prints, hilarious designs, surprisingly comfortable. The bride will never wear them. (She will totally wear them.)
6. Matching Couples Underwear
For the bride AND groom: Shinesty Matching Underwear Sets. His-and-hers matching prints. The honeymoon photos nobody asked for but everyone needs.
Bachelorette Party Gifts That Are Actually Useful
These are the gifts the bride secretly hopes she gets. The ones she'll actually use after the party.
7. We're Not Really Strangers: XXX Edition
The We're Not Really Strangers: XXX Expansion is a card game that helps couples get deeper (emotionally, you perverts). Perfect for the honeymoon. Questions range from sweet to spicy.
8. Lovense Lush 4
The Lovense Lush 4 is the world's most popular app-controlled vibrator. Perfect for long-distance foreplay or spicing up date night. The bride will thank you. (She will never tell you she thanked you.)
9. Crave Vesper Necklace
The Crave Vesper is a vibrator disguised as a minimalist necklace. It's genuinely beautiful jewelry that happens to vibrate. The ultimate "I have a secret" accessory. Wear it to the rehearsal dinner. We dare you.
10. Couples Subscription Box
The Shinesty Couples Underwear Subscription keeps the fun going for months. New matching undies every month. It's the gift that keeps on giving (and giggling).
Best Bachelorette Gifts: The "Wait, This Exists?" Tier
11. LED Cowboy Hat
Every bachelorette party needs a Neon Cowboys LED Cowboy Hat. It lights up. It's neon. The bride wears it all night. Everyone takes photos. It becomes the profile pic for three months.
12. LED Pasties
The Neon Cowboys LED Pasties are... light-up pasties. For the after-party. Or the pool party. Or Tuesday. We don't judge. They come in multiple shapes and colors.
13. Glow-in-the-Dark Nipple Rings
The Body Candy Glow Nipple Ring Set glows in the dark. Because when the lights go off, the party keeps going. A hilarious white elephant gift for the bold bride.
14. Corn Cob Dildo
As a gag gift, the Corn On The Cob Dildo is unmatched. Watch the bride unwrap it. Film her face. That video will live in the group chat forever.
15. Emojibator Eggplant
The Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator is shaped like the emoji everyone already knows is suggestive. It actually works really well as a vibrator. A gag gift that accidentally becomes a favorite.
16-20. The Bonus Round
Still need more options? Here are five more crowd-pleasers:
- Dame Eva II - hands-free during couples play, perfect wedding gift
- LELO TIANI Duo - luxury couples toy, the Rolls Royce of bedroom accessories
- Lovense Ferri - remote-controlled panty vibrator for adventurous date nights
- Kawaii Bondage Kit - cute pastel BDSM starter kit (yes, really)
- Emojibator Pickle - it's kind of a big dill (sorry not sorry)
How to Pick the Best Bachelorette Party Gift
Know your audience. Is the bride the "wine and cheese" type or the "shots and chaos" type? For conservative brides, go with the card games and subscription boxes. For the wild ones, the LED pasties and corn cob dildos are calling.
Pro tip: buy TWO gifts. One funny one to open at the party, and one actually useful one to open privately. You'll be a legend.
Want to see all our gag gifts and party accessories? Browse the full Gag Gifts collection or check out our Gift Guide for curated picks by occasion.