Emojibator
Emojibator Fruit Basket Set
Eggplant, banana, chili pepper, and pickle vibrators in one box. The world's most suspicious fruit basket. Perfect housewarming gift.
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Neon Cowboys
9 feet of LED light sewn into a cowboy hat. 8+ hours of glow, water-resistant, 8 colors available. Worn by Post Malone and Miranda Lambert. Yeehaw just got an upgrade.
The Neon Cowboys LED Cowboy Hat has nine feet of LED light wire sewn into an actual cowboy hat, glows for 8+ hours on a single charge, and comes in eight colors. Post Malone wears one. Miranda Lambert wears one. Now the question is whether you are cool enough to join them.
Water-resistant construction means it survives festivals, bachelorette parties, and whatever condition you are in at 2 AM. The LED wire is sewn along the brim for maximum visibility, turning you into a walking beacon of either fashion-forward coolness or magnificent absurdity, depending on the context. Either way, everyone will see you coming.
At $110, it is significantly cheaper than VIP festival tickets and delivers more attention than any of them. Perfect for bachelorette parties, music festivals, Halloween, or any occasion where being the most visible person in the room is the entire point. The cowboy hat is iconic. The LED version is legendary. Yeehaw, but make it glow.
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Emojibator
Eggplant, banana, chili pepper, and pickle vibrators in one box. The world's most suspicious fruit basket. Perfect housewarming gift.
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