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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Lovense
The latest generation of the internet's most famous wearable vibrator. Bluetooth. Unlimited patterns. Your long-distance relationship just got an engineering upgrade.
The Lovense Lush 4 is the latest generation of the internet's most famous wearable vibrator, and by famous we mean there is an entire genre of content built around people trying to keep a straight face while wearing one in public. Bluetooth-connected, app-controlled, and small enough to wear anywhere without detection.
The redesigned motor is quieter and more powerful than previous versions, with unlimited custom vibration patterns via the Lovense app. Your partner controls it from anywhere on earth. Create patterns, sync to music, or hand over the reins and see how long you last at dinner. The magnetic charging makes it genuinely easy to keep powered up for whatever adventures you have planned.
At $99, the Lush 4 is the best-selling wearable vibrator for a reason. Perfect for long-distance couples, discreet public play, or anyone who wants to turn an ordinary Tuesday into an absolute event. Your relationship just got an engineering upgrade.
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Geeky Sex Toys
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Body Candy
316L surgical steel nipple rings that glow in the dark. Because apparently regular nipple jewelry wasn't enough — yours need to be a beacon.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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