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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Little Genie
A stripping card game where the loser of each round performs the action on their card. It's War meets strip poker, but with less strategy and more skin.
Let's Get Naked is a stripping card game with the subtlety of a freight train and the entertainment value of a house fire. Each round, the loser performs the action on their card, which ranges from mildly embarrassing to why-did-I-agree-to-this. It is War meets strip poker with less strategy and significantly more skin.
The rules are simple enough to follow after several drinks, which is exactly the state most people will be in when someone pulls this out of a drawer. No complicated setup, no 47-page rulebook, just cards and the slow, inevitable loss of clothing and dignity.
At $12.99, it is the cheapest way to turn an ordinary night into a story nobody can tell at work the next day. Perfect for couples looking for foreplay with a competitive edge, bachelorette parties that need fuel, or any gathering where everyone has already agreed that things should escalate. The name tells you everything you need to know. Points for honesty.
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Geeky Sex Toys
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