Fizzin Bath Bombs Adults Only: Bullet Bomb

The Fizzin Bullet Bomb is a luxury bath bomb that dissolves to reveal a waterproof bullet vibrator hidden inside. It is a Kinder Surprise for adults, except the toy inside this egg actually does something useful and is not a tiny plastic puzzle that falls apart immediately.

Drop it in the tub, watch the fizz, and eventually a fully functional waterproof bullet vibrator emerges from the foam like a tiny mechanical phoenix. The bath bomb itself uses skin-safe ingredients and pleasant scents, so the bathing part of the experience is genuinely nice even before the surprise appears. Twenty-five dollars for the most entertaining bath of your life.

Perfect as a gift for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or any occasion where you want someone to open a present and go through three emotional phases in rapid succession: delight, confusion, and then a very specific kind of appreciation. Self-care has never been this surprising.