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Fizzin Dick Soap
A penis-shaped soap available in Aphrodisiac Purple, Hugo Boss Black, and Fantasy Pink. For when you want to wash your hands and question your life choices simultaneously.
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The Fizzin Dick Soap is a penis-shaped bar of soap available in Aphrodisiac Purple, Hugo Boss Black, and Fantasy Pink. For when you want to wash your hands and contemplate the trajectory of human civilization at the same time. Twelve dollars and ninety-five cents for a conversation piece that also provides hygiene.
Made from actual soap with actual fragrances that actually smell nice, the Dick Soap is shaped with enough detail to be unmistakable and enough humor to be displayed in a guest bathroom without triggering a formal complaint. The Hugo Boss Black variant means someone can say 'my soap is Hugo Boss scented' while leaving out a critical detail.
Ideal as a gag gift, a bachelorette party favor, or a housewarming present for someone with a sense of humor and a guest bathroom. The Fizzin Dick Soap: because regular rectangular soap is for people who have given up on joy.
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Is the Fizzin Dick Soap body-safe?
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How do I clean the Fizzin Dick Soap?
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