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A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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LELO
Couples vibe with SenseMotion — the remote responds to wrist movements. Conducting an orchestra, but the orchestra is in your pants.
The LELO TIANI Duo is a couples vibrator with SenseMotion remote control technology, meaning the vibration intensity and pattern respond directly to your wrist movements. You are essentially conducting an orchestra, except the orchestra is located in your partner's pants and the audience is very, very appreciative of your conducting technique.
Dual independent motors deliver simultaneous internal and external stimulation during partnered play, so both partners feel the vibrations where they matter most. The motion-sensitive remote control adds a layer of spontaneous, intuitive control that buttons simply cannot match. Tilt your hand, shake it, wave it through the air, and the vibrations follow every gesture. It turns foreplay into a full-body performance art piece that nobody else in the world gets to review.
Waterproof, rechargeable, and built with LELO's signature body-safe silicone. At $132, the TIANI Duo bridges the gap between basic couples toys and LELO's ultra-luxury gold-plated line. Perfect for date nights that desperately need an upgrade, or for couples who have exhausted every other form of evening entertainment. The TIANI Duo brings the drama. You bring the hand gestures.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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Alien Nation
A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.
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