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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Crave
A vibrator disguised as a necklace. Wear it to dinner. Nobody will know. Your little secret, literally.
The original Crave Vesper started the vibrator-as-jewelry movement and remains the standard that every competitor has tried to replicate. A sleek stainless steel pendant on a chain, this vibrator hides in plain sight around your neck, ready for action whenever the mood strikes. Sixty-nine dollars for a secret that only you know about.
USB rechargeable with multiple vibration modes, the Vesper is body-safe, waterproof, and designed to look like the kind of minimalist jewelry that gets compliments from strangers. The weight has a satisfying heft, the finish is immaculate, and the on/off mechanism is subtle enough that accidental activation is unlikely. Not impossible, but unlikely.
Ideal for anyone who has ever wanted to carry a vibrator everywhere without carrying a vibrator everywhere. First dates, long flights, boring meetings — the Vesper turns any situation into a situation with hidden potential. Discretion has never looked this good.
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