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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Dame
Hands-free vibe that sits on your body during sex like a tiny vibrating passenger. More reliable than most dates.
The Dame Eva II is a hands-free vibrator that tucks into your body during sex using flexible wings that sit under the labia. It stays put while you do whatever else you want to do, which is the entire point. More reliable than most dates, smaller than a AirPods case, and about a hundred times more useful during partner play.
The second generation improves on the original with a stronger motor, more flexible wings, and better waterproofing. Three vibration speeds controlled by a single button keep the interface simple because nobody wants to troubleshoot technology during sex. One hundred and twenty-nine dollars for a tiny vibrating passenger that handles the clitoral stimulation while your hands handle everything else.
Perfect for couples who want simultaneous stimulation without holding a toy in place, anyone who has tried the 'just reach down and hold it there' method and found it architecturally challenging, or people who believe hands-free should be a standard feature.
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Geeky Sex Toys
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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