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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Emojibator
The eggplant emoji, but it vibrates. 10 settings. Medical-grade silicone. Finally, a reason to use that emoji unironically.
The Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator is the eggplant emoji brought to life in medical-grade silicone, and it vibrates with ten settings. Someone finally gave Gen Z a reason to use that emoji unironically. It is purple. It is shaped like an eggplant. It vibrates. That is the pitch, and it works.
Waterproof, rechargeable, and sized for both external and internal use, the Eggplant Vibrator is made from body-safe silicone with a satin finish that feels significantly better than the plastic novelty toy you might expect. The ten vibration patterns range from a gentle pulse to a setting that suggests the eggplant has somewhere to be. Forty-nine dollars.
Perfect as a gag gift, a bachelorette party centerpiece, or a genuine vibrator for someone who wants their pleasure tools to have a sense of humor. Emojibator proved that a toy can be both funny and functional. The eggplant emoji will never look the same in your text messages.
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Icon Brands
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Bad Dragon
A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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