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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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We're Not Really Strangers
The viral relationship card game went full NSFW. Deep questions about sex, intimacy, and desires that'll make you learn things about your partner you never asked.
We're Not Really Strangers: XXX Expansion takes the viral relationship card game and sends it straight to the bedroom. Deep questions about sex, intimacy, desires, and boundaries that will teach you things about your partner you never thought to ask and might not have been ready to hear.
The cards progress through levels of increasing intensity, starting with flirty and ending at profoundly revealing. This is not a drinking game. This is emotional and sexual vulnerability disguised as a card game, and it is significantly more effective than most couples therapy at a fraction of the cost. The questions are thoughtful, provocative, and occasionally make you realize you have been dating someone you barely know.
At $30, it is cheaper than one therapy session and produces more breakthroughs per hour. Perfect for new couples who want to accelerate intimacy, established couples in a rut, or anyone who believes that the best foreplay starts with a question you have never been asked. Your therapist would approve. Probably.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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Alien Nation
A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.
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