Self Delve Corn On The Cob Dildo
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Self Delve

Self Delve Corn On The Cob Dildo

A hyper-realistic silicone corn cob dildo. Every kernel individually sculpted. The farmers market will never be the same.

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The Self Delve Corn On The Cob Dildo is a hyper-realistic silicone corn cob, and every single kernel has been individually sculpted. Someone sat in a workshop, looked at an ear of corn, and said 'I can make this a sex toy.' And then they did. With incredible attention to detail.

Made from platinum-cure silicone, this corn cob is body-safe, easy to clean, and features a texture that no other product in the adult industry can replicate. The kernels provide a bumpy, organic sensation that turns out to be surprisingly functional. It even has a realistic husk at the base for grip. The husk. For grip. At a corn dildo.

Perfect as a gag gift, a conversation piece, or for the person who takes the phrase 'farm to table' in a direction that no farmer intended. The farmers market will never look the same again. Self Delve: because someone had to do it.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Self Delve Corn On The Cob Dildo body-safe?

We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.

How do I clean the Self Delve Corn On The Cob Dildo?

General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.

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