Neon Cowboys LED Pasties (Shapes Only)
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Neon Cowboys LED Pasties (Shapes Only)

Battery-powered LED shapes — cherries, stars, hearts, lightning bolts — that stick onto pasties. Water-resistant. For when you want your chest to be the main event at the rave.

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Neon Cowboys LED Pasties are battery-powered LED shapes, including cherries, stars, hearts, and lightning bolts, that stick onto pasties and glow like tiny chest-mounted rave beacons. Water-resistant, long-lasting, and guaranteed to make your torso the most photographed part of any festival.

The LED shapes attach to your own pasties via adhesive, giving you full control over placement and style. Multiple color options let you match your outfit, your mood, or your complete disregard for subtlety. Battery-powered means no wires, no charging cables, and no explanations needed. Just stick them on and let physics and LED technology do the rest.

At $38, they are the cheapest way to become the main character at any event involving music, darkness, and questionable decisions. Perfect for festivals, raves, themed parties, or anyone who looked at their chest and thought this needs illumination. Technology has peaked, and it is beautiful and stuck to your nipples.

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Is the Neon Cowboys LED Pasties (Shapes Only) body-safe?

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How do I clean the Neon Cowboys LED Pasties (Shapes Only)?

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