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Crackers the Cockatrice
A cockatrice-inspired toy. Half rooster, half serpent, fully committed to making your Monster Manual collection feel inadequate.
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Crackers the Cockatrice is Bad Dragon's answer to a mythological question you never asked: what if a half-rooster, half-serpent creature had a silicone tribute made in its honor? Well, here we are. Crackers features unique ridging and a tapered design that makes your Monster Manual collection feel deeply inadequate.
Crafted from platinum-cure silicone that's body-safe and easy to clean, Crackers comes in multiple sizes and fully customizable colors. Every piece is hand-poured by artisans who have made very specific career choices. You can even add a cumtube for the full mythological experience, because half-measures are not what Bad Dragon does.
Ideal for fantasy collectors, tabletop RPG veterans, or anyone whose idea of a great Saturday involves both a bestiary and a nightstand. Crackers: for when your D&D character sheet needs an 'intimate encounters' column.
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Is the Crackers the Cockatrice body-safe?
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