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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
The D20 Gag is a twenty-sided die turned into a ball gag, and it answers the question that every tabletop RPG player has secretly asked: what if my dungeon crawl took a very different kind of turn? Made by Geeky Sex Toys, this gag features an actual D20 shape in the mouth piece, leather straps, and the spirit of a campaign that went gloriously off the rails.
The gag is adjustable, comfortable for extended wear, and features the kind of craftsmanship you would expect from a company that builds sex toys for nerds. The D20 sits in the mouth at a size that is functional without being overwhelming, and the leather straps include a buckle closure for secure fit.
Perfect for BDSM enthusiasts who are also tabletop gamers, couples who want to roll for initiative in both kinds of dungeons, or anyone whose idea of a natural twenty involves a ball gag. Critical hit energy. Saving throw optional.
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