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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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We-Vibe
An aluminum alloy vibrator that changes temperature. Heat it up in warm water, cool it down in cold. Your vagina now has climate control like a luxury sedan.
The We-Vibe Temp is an aluminum alloy vibrator that responds to temperature, heating up in warm water and cooling down in cold. Your body now has climate control, like a luxury sedan with heated and cooled seats, except the seats are not seats and the luxury is a very different kind.
The aluminum construction retains temperature significantly longer than silicone, making it ideal for extended temperature play sessions. The vibrations are powerful and rumbly, and the ergonomic shape targets G-spot or external stimulation equally well. Waterproof by nature of being solid metal, and completely body-safe with a smooth, seamless surface.
At $129, the Temp is a unique entry in We-Vibe's lineup that combines temperature play with vibration in a single, elegant device. Perfect for couples exploring sensory play, anyone curious about temperature stimulation, or people who have tried everything else and want to add thermodynamics to their bedroom repertoire. Hot or cold. Vibrating or still. Your body, your climate zone.
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According to the manufacturer, We-Vibe uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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