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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Sincerely Fearless
Earrings that are actually tiny working vibrators. Available in 5 colors. The most discreet accessory you'll ever own that doubles as a conversation killer at dinner parties.
The Good Vibrations Vibrator Earrings from Sincerely Fearless are actual working vibrators disguised as earrings, available in five colors. They dangle from your ears like normal jewelry, except they have a tiny motor inside and a switch that turns them into the world's most discreet pleasure device.
Wear them to dinner, to work, to your partner's family gathering. Nobody will know. Take them off when you get home and they transform into a pinpoint vibrator small enough for targeted stimulation. The dual-purpose design is either the most genius or most unhinged product concept in the history of accessories. Probably both.
At $28, they cost less than most non-vibrating earrings at your average department store. Perfect for the person who wants their jewelry to multitask, bachelorette party gifts that will actually get used, or anyone who has ever looked at their earrings and thought these should do more. They now do more. The most powerful accessory in your jewelry box, in every possible way.
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