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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Chakrubs
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
The Chakrubs Talu is named after the Talu chakra point, which is located at the back of the skull and apparently governs bliss. The connection between that chakra and this particular tool requires some creative interpretation, but Chakrubs has never been afraid of creative interpretation.
Available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, and sodalite, the Talu is hand-polished crystal that doubles as both a pleasure tool and a display-worthy mineral specimen. At two hundred and sixty dollars, you are paying for the stone, the craftsmanship, and the ability to say 'it is a crystal healing tool' with a completely straight face.
Perfect for geology enthusiasts who want their collection to have range, spiritual practitioners exploring unconventional methods, or anyone who looked at a regular silicone toy and thought 'this needs to be made of rock.' The Talu: a geology degree you actually want to use.
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