Emojibator Fruit Basket Set
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Emojibator Fruit Basket Set

Eggplant, banana, chili pepper, and pickle vibrators in one box. The world's most suspicious fruit basket. Perfect housewarming gift.

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The Emojibator Fruit Basket Set contains an eggplant, banana, chili pepper, and pickle vibrator in one gift box. It is the world's most suspicious fruit basket and possibly the greatest housewarming gift ever conceived by a human mind.

All four pieces are medical-grade silicone, each with their own vibration patterns, rechargeable motors, and the commitment to botanical accuracy that makes Emojibator the undisputed champion of novelty vibrators that actually work. The box presentation is gift-ready, meaning you can hand this to someone at a party and watch their face go through several stages of processing. At ninety-nine dollars for four vibrators, the per-unit economics are actually reasonable.

For bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or the friend who said 'you never get me anything good.' The Fruit Basket answers that complaint permanently. It is also a genuinely functional vibrator collection for anyone who has already decided that their nightstand needs to look like a farmers market.

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$99.00
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Is the Emojibator Fruit Basket Set body-safe?

We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.

How do I clean the Emojibator Fruit Basket Set?

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