The Incredible Dong
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The Incredible Dong

12 inches of gamma-powered glow-in-the-dark fury. Hulk smash just got a whole new meaning.

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The Incredible Dong from Geeky Sex Toys is twelve inches of gamma-powered, glow-in-the-dark silicone fury. It is green. It glows. It is enormous. Hulk smash just took on a meaning that Marvel's legal team would prefer not to think about.

Body-safe silicone that absorbs light and glows in the dark, with the kind of ambitious sizing that requires genuine commitment. The texture includes veining and details that suggest the design team took their superhero reference material extremely seriously. One hundred and thirty dollars for the angriest toy in your collection. You would not like it when it is angry. Or maybe you would. We do not judge.

Ideal for collectors of oversized novelty items, superhero fans whose fandom has no boundaries, or anyone who has always wanted to say 'that is my incredible dong' with complete sincerity. Not for beginners. Not even for most intermediates. This is an advanced-level commitment to a comic book bit.

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$130.00
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Is the The Incredible Dong body-safe?

We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.

How do I clean the The Incredible Dong?

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