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Glas
An 8-inch glass dildo shaped like a corn cob. Hand-blown borosilicate glass. Dishwasher safe. Finally, a corn on the cob you do not bring to a barbecue.
The Glas Cornstar is an eight-inch glass dildo shaped like a corn cob, hand-blown from borosilicate glass, and named with the kind of pun that someone was clearly very proud of. Dishwasher safe. Temperature play compatible. Absolutely not something you bring to Thanksgiving.
The kernel texture is functional — the bumps along the glass surface provide stimulation that smooth glass dildos cannot. At fifteen dollars, this might be the most affordable textured glass toy available. Borosilicate glass is the same material used in Pyrex cookware, which means this corn cob is more durable than most of the items in your kitchen.
Perfect for glass toy beginners on a budget, texture enthusiasts, or anyone whose sense of humor extends into every aspect of their life including the nightstand drawer. The Cornstar: a pun, a toy, and a Thanksgiving conversation that will never happen. Do not bring this to the barbecue.
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