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Glas
A 7-inch hand-blown glass dildo shaped like a banana. For scale and for pleasure. Finally answers the question 'is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?' Both. It is both.
The Glas Banana Joy is a seven-inch hand-blown glass dildo shaped like a banana, finally answering the age-old question 'is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?' The answer is both. It is both. Made from borosilicate glass, it is body-safe, non-porous, and compatible with temperature play.
Hand-blown by actual glass artisans — the same type of glass used in laboratory equipment — the Banana Joy is surprisingly durable despite looking like something that would shatter if you looked at it wrong. Heat it up in warm water or cool it down in the fridge for temperature play that silicone cannot match. At thirteen dollars and twenty cents, it is possibly the cheapest glass dildo on the market.
Ideal for the budget-conscious who still want glass quality, anyone who appreciates fruit-based humor in their intimate accessories, or people who have always wanted to use a banana for scale in a very specific context. The Banana Joy: a-peel-ing in every way.
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