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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A Pikachu-inspired butt plug. You chose it. It's super effective. We are not responsible for what you yell when you use it.
The Piky Plug from Geeky Sex Toys is a Pikachu-inspired butt plug, and we are not responsible for what you yell when you use it. Super effective does not begin to cover it. This geeky plug takes the world's most recognizable electric mouse and turns it into a piece of anal jewelry.
Body-safe silicone with a tapered design for comfortable insertion and a character-themed base that ensures safety and provides the visual punchline. The Piky is sized for beginners to intermediate users and comes in the unmistakable yellow that everyone recognizes. Seventy dollars for a Pokemon-themed butt plug. The internet has peaked.
Ideal for Pokemon fans whose fandom extends beyond the usual merchandise, geeky couples looking for playful bedroom additions, or anyone who wants to catch them all — including this one. 'I choose you' has never been said with more conviction. Thunderbolt not included.
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