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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A pumpkin-shaped ball gag for spooky season enthusiasts. Trick or treat just got significantly more complicated.
The Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag from Geeky Sex Toys is a pumpkin-shaped ball gag for people who want their spooky season to extend into the bedroom. The orange pumpkin sits in the mouth with adjustable leather straps, and the effect is simultaneously festive and deeply unsettling to anyone who walks in unexpectedly.
The gag is sized for comfort, the straps are adjustable, and the pumpkin is made from body-safe material that does not taste like an actual gourd. It is a seasonal item that somehow became a year-round seller because the Venn diagram of 'BDSM enthusiasts' and 'Halloween fanatics' turned out to be more of a circle than anyone expected.
Perfect for October dungeon parties, couples who decorate for every holiday including this one, or anyone who has ever wanted to combine trick-or-treat energy with bondage play. The Pumpkin Ball Gag: trick or treat, but you cannot say either word right now.
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