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Uberrime
Uberrime Xenocanth
Alien-textured silicone dildo that looks like it crash-landed from another dimension. First contact protocol — accept the handshake.
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The Uberrime Xenocanth is a fantasy silicone dildo with organic alien texturing that looks like it was recovered from a crashed UFO in a government warehouse. Ridges, bumps, and flowing organic curves create a surface topology that is unlike anything produced on this planet — which is exactly the point. First contact protocol is in effect, and this particular alien ambassador is very friendly.
Handcrafted from platinum-cure body-safe silicone in Uberrime's Portland workshop, the Xenocanth features a tapered tip for easy insertion that expands into satisfying texture along the shaft. The alien-organic design means every ridge and bump is positioned for maximum stimulation during use. Available in multiple color pours including UV-reactive options that glow under blacklight, because if you are making first contact, you might as well make it spectacular.
At $70, the Xenocanth is premium artisan quality at a reasonable price for handmade fantasy toys. Perfect for anyone who finds conventional shapes boring, fantasy enthusiasts who want their collection to include genuine alien artifacts, or curious explorers who have always wondered what it would feel like to make friends with something from beyond the stars. First contact protocol: accepted.
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Is the Uberrime Xenocanth body-safe?
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How do I clean the Uberrime Xenocanth?
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