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Uberrime
Uberrime Splendid
Organic alien-inspired silicone dildo that looks like a xenomorph's gentler, more affectionate cousin. Same species, better personality.
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The Uberrime Splendid is an organic fantasy silicone dildo with flowing alien curves that evoke something from the Alien franchise — if the creature designers had been in a much better mood that day. Smooth ridges, a tapered shape, and organic flowing lines create a form that is unmistakably extraterrestrial but designed with human pleasure geometry firmly in mind. It is the xenomorph's gentler cousin — same species, significantly better bedside manner.
Handcrafted from platinum-cure body-safe silicone in Uberrime's Portland studio, each Splendid is individually poured with custom color options that range from realistic to wildly cosmic. The graduated shape provides comfortable insertion with a satisfying fullness that builds along the shaft. Smooth enough for easy use but shaped with enough organic variation to provide interesting sensation during movement. Suction cup base for hands-free adventures.
At $65, the Splendid is premium artisan quality from one of the most respected names in the fantasy toy community. Perfect for sci-fi fans who want their collection to match their aesthetic sensibilities, beginners curious about fantasy shapes who want something beautiful and approachable, or anyone whose dream date is from LV-426 but with better communication skills.
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Is the Uberrime Splendid body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Uberrime Splendid?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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