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Tenga
TENGA ARTE WEAVE
A woven-texture sleeve that looks like a fancy candle holder. Put it on your coffee table. We dare you.
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The TENGA ARTE WEAVE is a woven-texture sleeve stroker that looks like a fancy candle holder. Put it on your coffee table. We dare you. Nobody will ever know it is anything other than a sophisticated piece of modern decor until they pick it up and things get weird.
The internal weave texture creates a crisscross pattern of stimulation, while the soft elastomer material provides gentle, even pressure. Reusable and easy to clean, the ARTE line represents TENGA's commitment to making pleasure devices that do not need to be hidden in the back of a drawer like contraband.
At $25.99, it is more affordable than most actual candle holders and infinitely more versatile. Perfect for the person who refuses to compromise between aesthetics and function, or anyone who wants to play the most dangerous game of interior design roulette with houseguests. Display it confidently. Smile knowingly. This is your power now.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the TENGA ARTE WEAVE body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the TENGA ARTE WEAVE?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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