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Tantus
Heart-shaped silicone paddle that leaves heart imprints. Slap someone with love. Literally. The most romantic violence you'll ever commit.
The Tantus Wham Bam is a heart-shaped silicone paddle that leaves actual heart-shaped imprints on skin. It is the most romantic form of violence you will ever commit, and it comes in multiple colors because even your impact play deserves to be coordinated.
The heart shape is not just decorative. Each slap leaves a temporary heart mark, turning your partner's body into a canvas of affectionate chaos. Premium silicone construction is body-safe, easy to clean, and firm enough to deliver satisfying impact without causing harm. The ergonomic handle provides control and comfort for the person doing the swinging.
At $29.99, the Wham Bam is an affordable gateway into impact play with a sense of humor. Made in the USA by Tantus, a brand with decades of body-safe toy expertise. Perfect for couples exploring BDSM with a playful attitude, Valentine's Day gifts that mean business, or anyone whose love language involves leaving temporary heart marks on their partner. Slap someone with love. Literally.
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According to the manufacturer, Tantus uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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