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Tantus
Silicone paddle that delivers a satisfying THWACK. Dishwasher safe because hygiene matters even in chaos. Made in the USA.
The Tantus Pelt Paddle is a silicone impact toy that delivers a satisfying THWACK and is dishwasher safe, because hygiene matters even when your evening plans involve controlled chaos. Made in the USA from 100% premium silicone, it strikes the perfect balance between sting and thud.
The flat paddle surface distributes impact evenly for consistent sensation, while the silicone material provides enough flex to be forgiving for beginners without sacrificing intensity for experienced players. The handle grip is comfortable for extended sessions, and the entire thing can be sanitized between uses by literally putting it in your dishwasher next to the coffee mugs.
At $24.99, the Pelt is one of the most affordable quality paddles on the market from a brand that has been making body-safe toys for decades. Perfect for BDSM beginners, impact play enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates that their punishment implements meet food-grade hygiene standards. Responsible chaos has never been this affordable.
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According to the manufacturer, Tantus uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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