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Tantus
Tantus Goddess Handle
Silicone dildo with an alien-scepter shape and a handle grip built for commanding entire star systems. Bow before the Goddess.
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The Tantus Goddess Handle is a silicone dildo with a flowing organic shape and an integrated handle grip that makes it look like an alien scepter recovered from a derelict spacecraft. The bulbous head tapers into ridged texturing along the shaft, and the handle provides leverage and control that turns every session into an exercise in intergalactic authority. Bow before the Goddess — she comes with a grip.
Crafted from Tantus's signature Ultra-Premium platinum-cure silicone, the Goddess Handle is body-safe, non-porous, sterilizable, and built to survive approximately forever. The handle design is not just aesthetic — it provides genuine ergonomic control for solo use or partnered play, reducing hand fatigue and allowing precise angle adjustments. The textured shaft delivers sensation on both insertion and withdrawal, because the Goddess does not do half measures.
At $42, this is premium American-made silicone at a price that undercuts most artisan fantasy toys significantly. Perfect for anyone who wants a fantasy-inspired shape from a trusted manufacturer with decades of silicone expertise, handle enthusiasts who appreciate ergonomic design, or collectors who think their nightstand needs an alien scepter. The Goddess has arrived.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Tantus Goddess Handle body-safe?
According to the manufacturer, Tantus uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
How do I clean the Tantus Goddess Handle?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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