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Double-ended stainless steel wand. Small ball on one end, large on the other. Temperature play ready — run it under hot or cold water. Physics class just got interesting.
The njoy Fun Wand is a double-ended stainless steel pleasure tool with a small ball on one end and a larger one on the other. Two sizes, one device, zero batteries required. It is the kind of elegant simplicity that makes you wonder why everything else needs an app.
The polished stainless steel is perfect for temperature play. Run it under hot water for warmth, cold water for a bracing surprise, or use it as-is for the natural coolness of metal against skin. The curved S-shape provides leverage for G-spot and P-spot stimulation, and the weight of the steel delivers satisfying internal pressure that silicone cannot replicate.
At $110, the Fun Wand is the entry point to njoy's stainless steel collection. Hypoallergenic, dishwasher safe, and built to last literally forever. Perfect for anyone curious about metal toys, temperature play enthusiasts, or people who appreciate that the best technology is sometimes just a beautifully shaped piece of surgical-grade steel. Physics class finally pays off.
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General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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