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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Mystim
Simon says... get electrocuted. This e-stim vibrator combines 8 vibration modes with 5 electrostim programs. Simon is NOT playing games.
Mystim Sizzling Simon combines eight vibration modes with five electrostimulation programs in a single rechargeable device, because Simon is absolutely not playing games. Actually wait. Simon is exactly playing games. They are just electrically charged games that happen in your most sensitive and nerve-dense areas, which changes the rules considerably.
The five e-stim programs deliver everything from barely-perceptible tingles to full attention-grabbing pulses that remind you electricity is not to be taken lightly, while the eight vibration modes handle the familiar rumbling stimulation you already know and love. Together, they create a layered, multi-dimensional sensation that regular single-function vibrators simply cannot replicate no matter how many speeds they offer. German engineering meets bedroom experimentation in a body-safe silicone package.
At $139, Sizzling Simon is a genuine two-in-one pleasure device for anyone who thinks vibration alone is simply not enough excitement for one evening. Perfect for e-stim veterans who want vibration added to their routine, vibrator fans who are curious about trying electrostim, or anyone who appreciates five-star German engineering applied to unexpected applications.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Emojibator
Eggplant, banana, chili pepper, and pickle vibrators in one box. The world's most suspicious fruit basket. Perfect housewarming gift.
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Fizzin Bath Bombs
A luxury bath bomb that dissolves to reveal a waterproof bullet vibrator inside. It's a Kinder Surprise for adults, except the surprise actually does something useful.
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Mr S Leather
A premium neoprene hood designed for breath play with controlled airflow. Handmade in San Francisco by artisans who have SEEN things.
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