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Lovense
Oscillating penis massager controlled from your phone. Hands-free. More connected than your smart home.
The Lovense Gush 2 is an oscillating penis massager that wraps around and delivers hands-free stimulation controlled entirely from your phone. It vibrates, it oscillates, and it connects to your partner via Bluetooth. Your smartphone just acquired a very specific new skill.
The flexible design adjusts pressure and angle to fit any anatomy, while multiple vibration modes keep the experience from ever becoming predictable. Sync it with the Lovense app for partner control, custom patterns, or music-responsive vibrations. Yes, you can literally vibe to your favorite playlist. No, we will not judge your music taste.
Rechargeable, waterproof, and built for both solo adventures and interactive couples play. At $99, the Gush 2 is a smart male pleasure device that turns your phone into the most versatile remote control you own. Perfect for the modern man who wants his pleasure tech to match his actual tech. Welcome to the connected lifestyle.
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