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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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CB-X
The industry standard in male chastity. Polycarbonate cage with numbered locks. Comes with 5 different ring sizes because fit matters, even in captivity.
The CB-6000S is the industry standard in male chastity cages, which is a sentence that exists in the year 2026. Made from polycarbonate with numbered locks and five different ring sizes, this cage is engineered for comfort during extended wear — because apparently, comfortable captivity is the goal.
The kit includes everything you need: the cage, multiple rings, spacers, locking pins, and a brass padlock with numbered tags so you know nobody has been tampering with the hardware. The polycarbonate is lightweight, body-safe, and ventilated enough for hygiene. CB-X thought of everything, which is impressive given how niche this product category is.
For couples exploring power dynamics, chastity enthusiasts, or anyone who heard 'fit matters even in captivity' and nodded thoughtfully. The CB-6000S: because if you are going to lock it up, you might as well use the name brand.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Fleshlight
An alien-themed Fleshlight with a xenomorph-style entrance. Three signature textures combined. In space, everyone can hear you.
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Mr S Leather
A premium neoprene hood designed for breath play with controlled airflow. Handmade in San Francisco by artisans who have SEEN things.
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Mystim
Wireless e-stim power box that controls up to 8 receivers simultaneously. You can literally zap 8 body parts at once. Party planning has never been this electrifying.
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