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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Kiiroo
230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
The Kiiroo KEON VR is a sex machine that delivers 230 strokes per minute and syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device from anywhere on the planet. The metaverse just got extremely real, and no one in the original VR pitch meetings saw this coming. Or maybe they did. Hard to say.
The KEON holds a Fleshlight-compatible sleeve and strokes automatically in sync with whatever content you are watching. The FeelMe platform provides a library of interactive content, and the device can connect to a partner's toy for long-distance synchronized intimacy. Two hundred and forty-two dollars for the closest thing to a holodeck that currently exists.
For VR enthusiasts, long-distance couples who need more than video calls, or anyone who watched a sci-fi movie and thought 'the future should be more interactive.' The KEON: two hundred and thirty strokes per minute, infinite content, and the kind of product that makes you re-evaluate what technology is really for.
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Sinnovator
Six platinum silicone alien eggs for ovipositor play. Half a dozen reasons to question your browsing history.
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