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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Lovense
An app-controlled thrusting dildo with suction base. Your partner can control it from across the world. Long-distance relationships just became an engineering challenge.
The Lovense Gravity is an app-controlled thrusting dildo with a suction-cup base, which means it can be operated completely hands-free from across the room, across the country, or across the world. Your partner in another time zone can control the depth, speed, and vibration pattern of every thrust while you focus on more important things. Like remembering to breathe.
Three independent motors handle vibration duties while the thrusting mechanism delivers up to 120 strokes per minute with fully adjustable penetration depth. The suction base sticks firmly to any smooth surface, turning your shower wall, floor, or furniture into a very different kind of workstation that HR would absolutely not approve. Bluetooth range is unlimited when connected via the Lovense app over internet.
At $199, the Gravity is Lovense's definitive answer to the question nobody asked out loud but absolutely everyone was privately thinking. Perfect for solo sessions that demand hands-free operation, long-distance couples who want real-time physical connection, or anyone who wanted a dildo that does all the work so they do not have to. Engineering has never been this thoughtful or this thrusty.
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