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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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LELO
Dual sonic-wave stimulation hitting two zones simultaneously. Looks like a sculpture from MoMA. Won design awards AND orgasm awards.
The LELO Enigma Double Sonic delivers dual sonic-wave stimulation to two zones simultaneously, which is engineer-speak for saying it hits you in full surround sound from two directions at once. It looks like something you would find in the sculpture wing of the Museum of Modern Art, except this particular sculpture has a very specific function that the museum guides would rather not discuss with tour groups.
Sonic pulse technology means it stimulates without requiring direct contact pressure, reaching deeper nerve endings that traditional vibrators simply wave at from across the room and hope for the best. The dual-action design handles both internal and external stimulation zones at once, because LELO believes in maximum efficiency and also in making you temporarily forget your own name and address.
Award-winning design meets award-winning performance in a single rechargeable device. It is waterproof, whisper-quiet, and comes in packaging so elegant you could leave it on your coffee table as a conversation piece. You probably should not do that, but you absolutely could. Perfect for anyone who wants their pleasure devices to have the same design pedigree as their Scandinavian furniture.
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