LELO EARL 24K Gold
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LELO EARL 24K Gold

A 24-karat gold anal plug. $2,490. Made-to-order, 30-day production. For the person who has literally everything except this.

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The LELO EARL is a 24-karat gold anal plug that costs $2,490 and requires 30 days of made-to-order production time. Let that marinate for a moment. Someone at LELO headquarters in Stockholm pitched a solid gold butt plug to the executive team and the entire boardroom said yes without hesitation. And honestly, looking at the result, they were right.

Handcrafted from actual 24K gold plating over polished stainless steel, the EARL is a wearable sculpture for your most private gallery. It arrives in a presentation box that screams luxury and whispers absolutely nothing about its intended purpose. The weight of real gold against skin, the warmth it develops, the sheer audacity of owning one. This is not a product you buy for function. This is a lifestyle declaration in its purest, most ridiculous, most magnificent form.

For the person who has literally everything, including a sense of humor about where they park their investments. The EARL is proof that the luxury market has no boundaries, no limits, and absolutely no shame. And honestly? Nothing but respect for everyone involved in making this exist.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the LELO EARL 24K Gold body-safe?

According to the manufacturer, LELO uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.

How do I clean the LELO EARL 24K Gold?

General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.

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