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Kiiroo Titan & Onyx+ Couple Set
Two interactive strokers that sync together over the internet. One vibrates with 9 motors, the other does realistic up-down stroking. For couples who both have penises and also broadband.
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The Kiiroo Titan & Onyx+ Couple Set is built specifically for couples who both have penises and also have excellent broadband speeds. Two interactive strokers sync together over the internet in real-time, so what one person feels, the other person causes. It is the most intimate use of cloud computing technology ever conceived by engineers who probably had a very interesting pitch meeting.
The Titan packs 9 individually controlled vibrating motors for full-coverage stimulation, while the Onyx+ delivers realistic up-and-down stroking through ten contracting rings that mimic a sensation no hand can replicate. Both connect via the FeelConnect app and work with VR content for full immersion, because if you are going to build synchronized pleasure devices for two people across continents, you might as well go absolutely all in.
Designed for long-distance couples, same-room adventurers, or anyone who looked at their internet router and thought it could be doing more meaningful work. At $205 for two devices, it is cheaper than couples therapy and significantly more fun. The future of togetherness is wireless and surprisingly well-engineered.
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Is the Kiiroo Titan & Onyx+ Couple Set body-safe?
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