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Kiiroo KEON
Automatic stroker that syncs to VR content. 230 strokes per minute. That's faster than you can say 'I need an adult.'
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The Kiiroo KEON is an automatic stroker that hits 230 strokes per minute and syncs to VR content, interactive videos, and partner devices worldwide. It is faster than you can say 'I need an adult,' which is ironic because you very much need to be one to own this.
The KEON holds a standard Fleshlight sleeve (sold separately or bundled) and automates the stroking experience with adjustable speed, depth, and pattern. FeelMe content syncs the device to video in real time, and the couple-connect feature lets a partner control your experience from their phone. One hundred and ninety-nine dollars for the intersection of sex tech and the Internet of Things.
Perfect for tech-forward solo users, long-distance couples seeking physical intimacy, or anyone whose smart home setup was missing one critical device. The KEON: because 230 strokes per minute is the kind of stat you remember.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Kiiroo KEON body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Kiiroo KEON?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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