Kiiroo Keon

The Kiiroo Keon is what happens when aerospace-level engineering meets the most fundamental of human needs. This automated stroker delivers up to 230 strokes per minute with adjustable speed, depth, and stroke length — because even in space, customization matters. It connects to VR content, interactive videos, and long-distance partners via the FeelConnect app, turning your bedroom into Mission Control.

Think of it as docking procedures, but you are both the spacecraft and the space station. The Keon syncs in real-time to compatible content, which means the internet has finally achieved its ultimate purpose. The device holds standard Fleshlight-compatible sleeves, so you can swap out your re-entry module whenever the mood strikes. Bluetooth and WiFi connectivity ensure your signal never drops, even during the most critical phases of your mission.

At $249, it is not cheap — but neither was the Apollo program, and look how that turned out. Perfect for tech enthusiasts, long-distance couples who want to bridge the void between them, or anyone who looked at their smart home setup and thought 'something is missing.' The Keon: because the future of solo exploration should be automated.